Me, coming round from Vollnarkose: Ich habe vier deutsche Kinder, ich habe vier deutsche Kinder, vier….
(UNTRUE STATEMENT NO IDEA WHY I SAID THIS)
The female nurse: alles gute, alles gute blah blah blah
The female nurse to the male nurse: She has a sensitive throat because something went wrong with the Vollnarkose, her throat’s too narrow, really. So she’s in a lot of pain,
Male nurse to the female nurse: Oh, right and is that why her neck’s all swollen?
Female nurse: No, actually I just think that’s what she looks like.
IF I WEREN’T A LESEBÜHNEAUTORIN I WOULD HAVE TO BECOME ONE NOW NO ACTUALLY I JUST THINK THAT’S WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!