Gallagherisms (13): Noel über Workaholics und Bücher

Noel Gallagher zeigt sich in einem Interview mit GQ Magazine mal wieder in schönstem Noel-Modus. Wer sonst schaffts, die Lösung des Terrorismus und die Abschaffung von Büchern innerhalb von zwei Absätzen herbeizurden:

Über Workaholics:

„I don’t like workaholics. Don’t fucking trust them. Why are they working? I don’t trust busy cunts. That’s how wars start: busy fuckers. If terrorism had a weekend off, eventually they’d have a year off. Eventually they’d go, „Fuck this – blowing up shit? Football’s on.“ Thou shalt not be arsed.“

Über Bücher:

„I only read factual books. Novels are just a waste of fucking time. I can’t suspend belief in reality… I just end up thinking, ‚This isn’t fucking true.‘ I like reading about things that have actually happened. I’m reading this book at the minute – The Kennedy Tapes. It’s all about the Cold War, the Cuban Missile Crisis – I can get into that. Thinking, ‚Wow, this actually fucking happened, they came that close to blowing the world up!‘

But… what fucking winds me up about books… my missus will come in with a book and it will be titled The Incontinence Of Elephants. And I’ll say „What’s that book about?“ And she’ll say, „Oh it’s about a girl and this load of fucking nutters…“ Right… so it’s not about elephants, then? Why the fuck is it called The Incontinence Of Elephants? Another one: The Tales Of The Clumsy Beekeeper. What’s that about? „Oh it’s about the French Revolution.“ Right, fuck off. If you’re writing a book about a child who’s locked in a fucking cupboard during the fucking Second World War… he’s never seen an elephant. Never mind a fucking giraffe.

People who write and read and review books are fucking putting themselves a tiny little bit above the rest of us who fucking make records and write pathetic little songs for a living.

I don’t get it. Book sellers, book readers, book writers, book owners – fuck all of them.“

Noel über:
in kleinen Hallen auftreten zu müssen
das Oasis-Album „Be Here Now“
Jack White und Coca-Cola
- Al Quaeda

Liam über:
- Radiohead
- sich selbst
- Insekten

- die Bibel und Jesus
- die Bibel, Bono und Chris Martin
- Aliens und die Beatles

Oasis über
- Gott und Religion

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