“One of the worst films of all time, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” has absolutely and utterly no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I wanted to say it’s like watching an enema, but even that’s a good thing: you get rid of the filth. Instead, here, you are force-fed shit, then made to regurgitate it, and then eat it again.
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The film has no scope, no imagination, no sense of wonder. It’s like a circus geek show, but instead of the geek biting the head of a chicken, in this one, he shits in your mouth.
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Stop fucking seeing pieces of shit like this, start demanding better from your gods. Because, if you like this film, you are a cunt.”

(Ali Arikan im Slant Magazine über den 4. Teil des Johnny-Depp-Vehikels Pirates Of The Carribean – Fluch der Karibik)

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